We have 528 bathrooms.
Yeah. Okay, so it’s not ACTUALLY ours. Shocking, right?
This morning as I sat in the fancy dining room, I had pancakes with peaches, raspberries, raspberry syrup, and sausage WITH a side of peach ice cream, grapefruit juice, and 20 cups of coffee. I snuck and took a picture of it but the waiter walked up, I panicked, stashed my phone, and forgot to save the picture.
I informed Mr. Waterstone that we are going on a diet next week.